22 Apr 2009 @ 8:57 AM 
 

The guide list to The Fake IPL player who’s-who

 

Hey guys sorry for the delay… I am now releasing the detail list of the players involved in the story of the fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com… Story and also would give you the reason for the origin of those names…

1) Kishen Kanaiyya refers to Ravi Shastri.

2) Appam Chuthiya refers to Sreeshanth he comes from Kerala where appam is the famous delicacy and fakeiplplayer is calling him because of his attitude.

3) Pedophile Priest refers to  Adam Gilchrist.

4) Kaan Moolo refers to Ajith Agarkar coz i think all of you would know, it’s for his enormous ears.

5) Big Sister refers to Shilpa Shetty coz she rose to fame using the big brother reality show.

6) Prince Charles of Patiala refers to Yuvraj Singh coz i think its anyone’s guess well he is from Punjab and worshiped like a king there, probably one more reason the author likes him.

7) Lord Almighty refers to Sourav Ganguly , once again here the writer has shown his liking for ganguly so has raised him from the status of prince to lord himself.

8. Babli refers to Preity Zinta as she is ever refreshing and encouraging her team.

9) Calypso King refers to Chris Gayle as he is considered the king of Caribbean in the world of cricket.

10) Vinnie Dildo refers to  Sharukh Khan coz as far as my research says it is due to his interfering or poking behavior and also the at-most hate of this writer towards Shahrukh.

11) Havaii Chappal refers to  Greg Chapel coz of his surname ‘Chapel’ —> ‘Chappal’ and havaii as prefix to show how ‘local’ he is.

12) Junta Tormentor refers to Ajantha Mendis coz of his abnormal bowling action which has tormented batsmen around the world.

13) The Baja of Baroda refers to Anshuman Gaekwad coz he is from Baroda is the simple guess i suppose.

14) Sandy Baddy babe refers to Mandira Bedi coz she is a female who has nothing like a babe but still is acting like one.

15) Little John refers to  Ishant Sharma ,its just a paradox to refer.

16) John Wrong refers to John Wright, ,its just a paradox to refer.

17) Bangla Tiger refers Mashrafe Mortaza coz he is from Bangladesh and ‘tiger’ coz the author likes him.

18)Sheikh of Tweak refers to Shane Warne.

19) Meera Bhai refers to Harbhajan Singh.

20) RDB refers to Randeep Bose.

21) Ram refers to VVS Laxman.

22) Chatterjee Kaaku refers to  The Old Guy from the Ad posted by the KKR(Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’.

23) Mr.Batlivala refers to liquor baron Mr Vijay Mallya

24) Phoren Babas refers to Brendon Mc Cullum and the coach John Buchanan

25) Shakespeare - Akash Chopra

26) Ganji Hanger - Sanjay Bangar

27) Big MacMathew Hayden

28) Chintu Singh - Anureet Singh

29) Joker - The Nepali guy(Chang) who was Indian Idol host

30)Sheeghra Patan refers to Yousuf Pathan

31)Candy Nickle refers to Andy biche

32)Bookha naan is Buchanan

Teams referred in the story :

Bevdaa Team refers Bangalore Royal Challengers coz its owned by the liquor giant vijay mallya.

Big Sister’s Team refers to Rajasthan Royals coz owned by shilpa shetty.

Bubblie’s Team refers to Punjab Kings XI coz owned by preity zinta.

Well guys as soon as he comes out with other characters I would update it over here. So keep a regularly check this site for updates.

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Last Edit: 17 Jun 2009 @ 05 15 AM

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  1. SA said...
    10:55 am - April 22nd, 2009

    Cool…. i think u forgot baatlivaala. and wht could be the reason behind Harbhajan being called Mirabhai??

  2. hercule poirot said...
    12:44 pm - April 22nd, 2009

    You got your reasons for gilly’s name wrong.

    Jesus christ is/was not a priest or a saint, according to christian belief he’s the son of god, not a priest.

    I’m guessing the term priest comes from gilchrist’s holier-than -thou attitude when it comes to walking and claiming (bump-ball) catches.

  3. srk succks said...
    7:57 pm - April 22nd, 2009

    i think ur wrong abt ishant
    RDB-ishant sharma coz of his stupid hair

  4. Siddarth Vasu said...
    3:32 am - April 23rd, 2009

    Hello Sir,

    I would like to take an online interview or telephonic interview about this fakeiplplayer blog. could you please give us your phone number or email address, so that we can contact you.

    Thanks and Regards,
    Siddarth Vsau

  5. anonymous said...
    7:56 am - April 23rd, 2009

    Pedophile Priest refers to Matthew Hyden, not Adam Gilchrist. Matt Hyden is a priest.

  6. ceedee said...
    8:06 am - April 23rd, 2009

    who do you think Little Monster refer to?? Sachin?? Its is the post titled “We Play Today”. Great Job!! Index is really helpfull

  7. chhokka said...
    8:55 am - April 23rd, 2009

    u said…”Prince Charles of Patiala refers to Yuvraj Singh coz i think its anyone’s guess well he is from punjab and worshipped like a king there,probably one more reason the author likes him.”
    i dont think he likes yuvraj….
    aabe…yuvraaj ke chetechhe rre…maal ta prnce prince habvab maare na!!!shala…ball jachchhe 1 haat dur diye…tao shala laaf mare…man of showing off!

  8. Fake IPL Player Blog « The Overlord said...
    9:18 am - April 23rd, 2009

    [...] case you feel like following the blog, use this handy guide to all the code names used by the Fake IPL Player (Lordie = Saurav Ganguly, Big Sister = Shilpa Shetty, and Little [...]

  9. Premier soap opera | Crucket said...
    11:22 am - April 23rd, 2009

    [...] Written with real enthusiasm and wit and studded with wickedly irreverent nicknames that require a guide to [...]

  10. anony said...
    11:30 am - April 23rd, 2009

    thnx for the detailed lists

  11. chris said...
    11:41 am - April 23rd, 2009

    you missed an identity - who is the blogger?

  12. Vaibhav said...
    1:19 pm - April 23rd, 2009

    You Forgot “Little Monster”…I guess has referred this to Sachin

  13. adi said...
    8:11 pm - April 23rd, 2009

    shane warne cant be the sheik…..coz he says hes an indian player

  14. priya said...
    8:06 am - April 24th, 2009

    and who is the former player who wol always remain a former player?

  15. Anonymous said...
    12:06 pm - April 24th, 2009

    Akash chopra

  16. Anonymous said...
    12:08 pm - April 24th, 2009

    Meera Bhai => Har “bhajan” Singh

  17. Anonymous said...
    8:21 am - April 25th, 2009

    Harbhajan is Meera Bai cos of teh way is dances around after getting a wicket.. hands up in the air, crossing and recrossing his legs and playing the fool

  18. Raj said...
    9:06 am - April 25th, 2009

    Awesome. FakeIPLBlogger could be Akash Chopra or Murali Karthik. And you’ve got all the names right, up there. Well dome.

  19. koolzstud said...
    9:07 am - April 25th, 2009

    I think the blogger is a senior former India player and partime commentator.

    He must be ‘Flutie’. He sometimes refers to his state mate. Since he plays for the ‘Chug- Chug Gaadi Wallahs’ and not any particular state, his state mate must be ‘Scraps’ (Ganji Hanger) who was purchased from the ‘Paper Wala’ team.

    We know that ‘Ram’ is a Very Very Special friend of ‘Flutie’ and so
    is ‘The Dewaar’.

    Since Ram was replaced by the ‘Priest’ and ‘Dewaar’ was sacked by ‘Batliwala’, he critizises both ‘Priest’ and ‘Batliwala’.

    Flutie’s Test careeer was destroyed by ‘Lordie’ as he had no confidence in ‘Flutie’. Only when ‘The Dewaar’ and ‘Dashing Biker’ became captains, did Flutie get to play some games. Now ironically Flutie is part of KKR which was previously captained by Lordie and also has Junta Tormentor in the side.
    So his playing chances are remote.

    His hatred for Kaan Moolo is very deep. Even the present National Bowling Coach had a deep grudge with Kaan Moola. All the Bowlers from
    ‘Dakshin Desh’ were and are critical of Kaan Moolo.

    Flutie along with ‘Sky Test Player’ are the only two players capable of
    writing (or dictating) this blog.

    Since the blog critizes the “Sky Test Player”, it is safe to assume that the blogger is ‘Flutie’.

    I had posted these observations on the fake ipl player’s blog. It was removed.

  20. PR said...
    9:23 am - April 25th, 2009

    Could anyone tell me, who is this “The Baja of Baroda”

  21. Dino said...
    4:34 am - April 26th, 2009

    BubLee is brett lee. booknha naan is buchanan.

  22. Dino said...
    4:35 am - April 26th, 2009

    BubLee is brett lee. bookha naan is buchanan.

  23. a a said...
    5:31 am - April 27th, 2009

    who is bevda? also referred as catholic?
    utthappa?

  24. Anonymous said...
    6:27 am - April 27th, 2009

    Who is PKB??

  25. aryan said...
    9:54 am - April 27th, 2009

    who is mangal pandey

  26. Amitabha said...
    10:23 am - April 27th, 2009

    Who is Mangal Pandey????

  27. SIDD said...
    10:43 am - April 27th, 2009

    dude who is peter ke beta and lordie ???

  28. James said...
    8:18 am - April 29th, 2009

    Little John was from Robin Hood. Huge tall guy whose nickname was ‘Little’. Hence the reference to Ishant, cos he’s the tallest guy around.

  29. Randeep said...
    9:01 pm - April 29th, 2009

    How about mangal pandey?

  30. rono said...
    7:34 am - May 1st, 2009

    i think i cant be flutie given da blogger’s hold on bengali culture n da subtle references..has 2 b sum1 4m da state…

  31. Aj said...
    5:58 pm - May 1st, 2009

    Little John is based off of the Robin Hood Stories. Little John was Robin Hood’s sidekick, and a huge giant. The name was gifted to him by Robin Hood as a joke.
    Sharma is tall and thin, Little John was tall and big. However, the nickname will do.

  32. confusious said...
    8:39 pm - May 2nd, 2009

    Still some names are not clear. If someone knows, please clarify:

    1. Flutie
    2. Mangal Pandey
    3. Boy George
    4. gilli Danda (Dinda?)
    5. Peter ka beta

    Great effort overall.. makes reading the blog all the more fun.

  33. Anshu said...
    9:58 am - May 4th, 2009

    What about these

    mangal pandey
    Ghati Baba
    Castro
    Re-Peter (Pieterson I believe)
    Lady Jaya
    RVR Sing (VRV Singh I know)
    Boy George
    Springbok

  34. Amardeep TANWAR said...
    3:58 pm - May 4th, 2009

    Hii There ….Would be of a gr8 help if u also brief out these names most commonly used in Fake IPL Style bhai

    Mangal pandey

    Junta

    Peter Ka Beta(Re-Peter)

    Gilli Danda

  35. The Fake IPL Blogger - A Quicktake « Quick Take - As It Happens said...
    4:08 pm - May 5th, 2009

    [...] could not make out who the Junta Tormentor or the Stylebhai was! But then this page de-constructed the names - to some extent. Kishen Kanhaiyya is supposed to be Ravi Shastri. Stylebhai is supposed to be [...]

  36. Anony said...
    2:11 pm - May 6th, 2009

    Little John refers to Ishant Sharma.

    When someone refers to the John of a guy, they are referring to his p****. The blogger says that even “Little John has started scoring. So, if you cant score, think of a career change.” This is a clear indication that Ishant has a Little John and finds it difficult to score. If even he is able to score, then it has to be his profession thats scoring for him. :-)

    Little John…!! :-)

  37. quickwit said...
    9:10 pm - May 7th, 2009

    Little Sister is Shamita Shetty?
    Any idea who Ishant got lucky with?
    Some bastards have all the luck!

  38. Ambareesh said...
    9:57 am - May 12th, 2009

    Whom is he referring to for the following :

    Hanky Panky
    Kameez Pajama
    Shakespeare
    Flutie
    Sky test Player
    Bevdaa
    Panty Curry
    Prince
    Cool dude
    Sticky Something

  39. sid said...
    5:54 am - May 16th, 2009

    abe when are u going to update this blog?
    who is mangal pandey?

 

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