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Dhoni the captain of the Indian cricket team and the man who was famous for is hairstyles is no longer a bachelor. Dhoni was one of the most eligible bachelors in our country and many girls wooed at him. The sad news for all you girls is that he is no longer available as he is got married to his childhood friend and a management graduate Sakshi. This happened quite suddenly actually their were rumours stating that Dhoni was being spotted with south indian actress Asin on a lot of occasions and was spotted visiting her pretty often.
Suddenly their came an announcement of Dhoni’s engagement to Sakshi and a marriage during september -october months. But considering the tight schedule of the indian cricket team the marriage was preponed and was performed on july 6th which was a very private affair with just close friends and family members. But the good thing for all the fans is that their would be a grand reception in mumbai where many would be invited and the glamour and gala of the Mahi boy would be shown…

Congrats Mahi on behalf of Skateserbia team ….. Wish you and Sakshi have a long and happy Life enjoying every happiness that is bestowed upon you..

Best Night Rider Award:
Sheikh (for obvious reasons)

Best Batsman of Leg Spin/Googly/Flipper:
The guy who hangs around Big Sister for managing to hold on to his prized wicket in the face of a fierce onslaught by the Sheikh himself

‘Highest’ Scorer Award:
Little John

Saala Slimeball Award: Dildo

Award for Contribution to Indian Cricket:
Saala Slimeball for running the IPL that’s made sure that Prince will never captain India

Appam Chutiya Award:
Prince of Patiala, jiska Cool Dude ne phir chutiya kaat diya

Har Bhajan Award:
Appam Chutiya for slapping FIP with that one magic ball to Cool Dude

Kaan Moolo Award:
Kaan Moolo

British OBE:
Bhookha Naan for the 21st century version of divide and rule

Astrologer of the Year:
Chatterjee Kaku

Naukri.com Career Shift Award:
The numerologist who advised our team name change

LIC Retirement Benefit Plan Award:
Sparrow

Houdini Fastest Disappearing Act Award:
Dildo

Cyrus Memorial Bakra Award:
Skipper

Kingfisher Free Miles Award:
Our entire team

Greenpeace Award for Environment Consciousness:
Bevdaa for saving water

Colgate Last Laugh Award: Phoren Babas

here is a brush back on the most famous website which tore apart the inner world of the IPL …. I am just publishing the list of the awards published by it

The god of cricket <<<— Sachin—->>> has once again edited the record/ history books and put his name right at the top. This man who has established his supremacy on the game of cricket for the last 21 years took it to new heights as he became the first one on earth to score 200 runs in a one day international yesterday against South Africa one of the best sides in the world. This was marked as one of the days in history when nothing went wrong for this blistering genius. The touch was awesome, the placement was absolute and more than anything the concentration was 101%. He was eying the ball like a pumpkin and literally toying with the South African bowling attack.

He started to bat with absolute confidence and never ever looked back. One of the most incredible things in this knock is that he never used a runner throughout the knock and until the end ran on his own. The physical complexities which is involved in the body of a sportsman’s body of 36 yrs playing 21 yrs of international cricket is unimaginable and inspite of all this his body is holding strong shows his zest to live and die for cricket.

So as a fan of cricket and a die hard fan of Sachin i pray to god to give him all the strength in the world to reach his ultimate goal before retiring i.e lifting the world cup for India. This would be the fitting crown for this king who has ruled the game in his own terms with a cherishing smile that never withers away.

The current Indian cricket team is worth a praise with the way they have approached things. First of all we should congratulate them for the achievement of topping the test rankings and would wish them all the best to maintain it in the future. But on the cautious side our players have a habit of taking success into their head which is the reason for their ultimate downfall which we have experienced in the past.

There is one man in this side who is been untouched by everything around him for the past 20 years. Nothing has ever disturbed him. He has always been going about doing his job like a devoted servant of the game come what may. This man has broken every challenge and taken every record but still his hunger for runs has not satisfied and neither his divine touch has shown flaws. This maestro and  genius is none other than  Mr. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar the 16yr old lad who came to the world of cricket to prove that he is no lesser than anyone.

Coming to terms with amount of international pressure and the expectations of the Indian fans who are cricket fanatics only a Sachin can succeed under such crunching pressure and perform for years unseen. May god shower all his blessings on this magician.

The Men in Blue have lost their charm.. In the absence of likes of the Little master Sachin Tendulkar and the destroyer Sehwag the Indian team is looking like a wobbled up coup of dizzy youngsters who are playing baseball. In the last few matches it has been the sole responsibility of Yuvraj Singh (The Prince of Patiala) to save the team. Well it was actually pretty shameful seeing players like Jadeja even playing for a team in which players like Sachin and Sehwag play. In the entire game of the T20 World Cup we lost against England and West Indies he was not able to even clear the 30 yard circle.

Moreover most of these guys have taken the fame into their head and are behaving reckless with a lack of technique and indifferent shot playing.So Mr.Dhoni pull up your socks and shun the guys who aren’t fit to play this game at the international level.

As a die hard fan of The Men In Blue i am awaiting the return of Sachin and Sehwag keeping by fingers crossed for the Champions Trophy so that India would once again return back to its original form which they have maintained in the last one year. As the world cup is coming close it is necessary for India to be in a winning mood and for Sachin’s sake give him a fitting farewell. After a breath taking carrer of 18 yrs.

Hey what’s wrong with the Kolkata boys? Why are they flopping it to this extent? Failures and success are pretty usual in any game, but here victory seems a distant dream like touching the peak of Mt Everest. I think it is due to inaccurate perceptions of these useless and egoistic Australian coaches who are spoiling everything around them.

First it was the case of that useless guy from Australia who is i think pet named “Chappal”, but isn’t even worth that. He single handedly destroyed the reputation of the Indian team and Dada as well. Now it’s the turn of another loser in the form “bookha Naan” as he is called in fakeiplplayer.

Shahrukh it’s high time you understand that “Dada” is your best choice at the moment for reinstating confidence in your team and at least make it feel like a team more than anything. Dude don’t ever forget that he was the one who changed the attitude of Indian Cricket and defined the word aggression which changed the phase of Indian cricket and another thing you would have to do would be throwing out that useless “bhookha naan” out and put a coach in consultation with Dada.

The essence of any team is an able leader and the non-interference of investors into matters they are oblivious about. Which I think Shahrukh will at least realize now. I think McCullum under the pressure of captaincy has succumbed and has not performed at all.

In my appeal to the Kolkata Knight Rider’s team reinstate DADA and make every decision as per his advice. That would surely bring about a change in the team’s fortune.

Cheers to the Fakeiplplayer, who has been providing us with enormous amount of entertainment and fun in the last few days. But for the past 48 hours there has not been any post from this guy. Moreover, in spite of the glorious defeat of the Kolkata knight riders in super over yesterday which is pretty unlikely of him, as he was penning out every single detail right from breakfast to bedroom activities of the team?

For all you guys who are watching this extraordinary blog www.fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com for the last few days, this guy has released posts on Preity and Brett lee, stating that they are having an affair in an very objectionable way. So after bringing in a lot of drama and also confusion, he is expressing his cheek of intelligence. Now he is going for the romance part in his own cheap way, which for once might be true or to bring in interest by the use of famous film stars like Preity Zinta.

In his earlier posts he was stating that laptop’s are being banned in Cape Town and also there was a statement that he is SMSing the contents to his bro and he is posting the articles for him. I think by far that is impossible coz the amount of matter he is sending very well might get tracked and it’s pretty easy if he is within the team as the phone numbers to be monitored are pretty limited.

As far as my understanding goes this guy might not be the one among KKR or he could be doing these just for changing channels time to time and to confuse the people who are searching for him. What ever it may be the he goes is really amazing and is showing lot of cheek. We are waiting for his updates.

Hey guys sorry for the delay… I am now releasing the detail list of the players involved in the story of the fakeiplplayer.blogspot.com… Story and also would give you the reason for the origin of those names…

1) Kishen Kanaiyya refers to Ravi Shastri.

2) Appam Chuthiya refers to Sreeshanth he comes from Kerala where appam is the famous delicacy and fakeiplplayer is calling him because of his attitude.

3) Pedophile Priest refers to  Adam Gilchrist.

4) Kaan Moolo refers to Ajith Agarkar coz i think all of you would know, it’s for his enormous ears.

5) Big Sister refers to Shilpa Shetty coz she rose to fame using the big brother reality show.

6) Prince Charles of Patiala refers to Yuvraj Singh coz i think its anyone’s guess well he is from Punjab and worshiped like a king there, probably one more reason the author likes him.

7) Lord Almighty refers to Sourav Ganguly , once again here the writer has shown his liking for ganguly so has raised him from the status of prince to lord himself.

8. Babli refers to Preity Zinta as she is ever refreshing and encouraging her team.

9) Calypso King refers to Chris Gayle as he is considered the king of Caribbean in the world of cricket.

10) Vinnie Dildo refers to  Sharukh Khan coz as far as my research says it is due to his interfering or poking behavior and also the at-most hate of this writer towards Shahrukh.

11) Havaii Chappal refers to  Greg Chapel coz of his surname ‘Chapel’ —> ‘Chappal’ and havaii as prefix to show how ‘local’ he is.

12) Junta Tormentor refers to Ajantha Mendis coz of his abnormal bowling action which has tormented batsmen around the world.

13) The Baja of Baroda refers to Anshuman Gaekwad coz he is from Baroda is the simple guess i suppose.

14) Sandy Baddy babe refers to Mandira Bedi coz she is a female who has nothing like a babe but still is acting like one.

15) Little John refers to  Ishant Sharma ,its just a paradox to refer.

16) John Wrong refers to John Wright, ,its just a paradox to refer.

17) Bangla Tiger refers Mashrafe Mortaza coz he is from Bangladesh and ‘tiger’ coz the author likes him.

18)Sheikh of Tweak refers to Shane Warne.

19) Meera Bhai refers to Harbhajan Singh.

20) RDB refers to Randeep Bose.

21) Ram refers to VVS Laxman.

22) Chatterjee Kaaku refers to  The Old Guy from the Ad posted by the KKR(Kolkata Knight Riders) Team where he says ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’.

23) Mr.Batlivala refers to liquor baron Mr Vijay Mallya

24) Phoren Babas refers to Brendon Mc Cullum and the coach John Buchanan

25) Shakespeare - Akash Chopra

26) Ganji Hanger - Sanjay Bangar

27) Big Mac — Mathew Hayden

28) Chintu Singh - Anureet Singh

29) Joker - The Nepali guy(Chang) who was Indian Idol host

30)Sheeghra Patan refers to Yousuf Pathan

31)Candy Nickle refers to Andy biche

32)Bookha naan is Buchanan

Teams referred in the story :

Bevdaa Team refers Bangalore Royal Challengers coz its owned by the liquor giant vijay mallya.

Big Sister’s Team refers to Rajasthan Royals coz owned by shilpa shetty.

Bubblie’s Team refers to Punjab Kings XI coz owned by preity zinta.

Well guys as soon as he comes out with other characters I would update it over here. So keep a regularly check this site for updates.